It’s been awhile since I posted something original due to deadlines. Truth be told I’m still on a deadline but I’m taking a quick break.

New York now has its first black governor who admits after getting sworn in that he and his wife both had affairs. I guess he was trying to beat the media. Lesson: Tell your own dirt and you don’t have to worry about anyone trying to hold anything over you.

Barack having to explain his ex-pastor’s choice of words is a joke. Lord knows I don’t agree with everything my pastor says. His personal views outside of what’s biblical correct are his own personal views. That’s the main reason why I don’t hold Barack accountable for what his ex-pastor said. Lesson: If you want to know how I feel about something, ask me, not my pastor.

Paul McCartney’s ex-wife has shown she’s one screw short but she did get $20 million.  Lesson: Next time your friends suggest you get a prenuptial agreement, listen to them.

There’s no reason why the gas prices should be as high as they are. Gas company executives are getting richer and richer as the prices at the pump get higher and higher. I need to buy me a bike–it’ll be healthier physically and financially. Lesson: Shop at one store like Wal-mart and save gas or order from online stores and save gas. Whatever you do, save gas.

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