After a week of higher gas prices, stocks plummetting, banks crashing, and Jesse getting caught using the N word, we need a little laughter. Check out the joke my friend Kem sent me last week.
Little Johnny Strikes Again…The teacher asked the class to use the
word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence .
Molly put up her hand and said, ‘My family went to my grandad’s
farm,and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating’.
The teacher said, ‘That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
fascinate, not fascinating’.
Sally raised her hand. She said, ‘My family went to see Rock City and
I was fascinated’.
The teacher said, ‘Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
the word fascinate’.
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
been burned by Little Johnny before.She finally decided there was no way
he could damage the word ‘fascinate’, so she called on him.
Johnny said, ‘My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits
are so big she can only fasten eight’.
The teacher sat down and cried.
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LOL.
Gwyneth
Cute…lol
Very cute Shelia, thanks for sharing with us
Hysterical!!!!
LOL! So sad but funny