menanddog.jpgI don’t want to piss off my male readers but as I listen to my friends talk about some of the men in their lives or men they’ve encountered over the past few weeks some of the guys actions verify why women label some men as dogs.

If you are married or in a committed relationship, do not and I repeat do not pretend to be single and/or available. Real quotes from real men who got busted:

“I’m seperated. We’re just staying in the same house.” (The economy is rough, but come on now. Can he come up with something better than this.)

“I would have told you I was married but I didn’t know how you would take it.” (When did omitting information become so normal???)

“We’re getting a divorce. If you don’t believe me ask my home boy.” (I had to laugh on this. A man’s friend is going to lie to keep up the pretenses; besides, he don’t want his friend to mess up what he has going on.)

“The reason why I haven’t invited you over to my house is because I’m still decorating. I told you I just moved didn’t I?” (If anyone believes this I got some land in the pacific ocean for sale.)

“Oh that’s just my baby’s mama. Ignore her. She just tripping because I moved on.” (Hmm. If you let them talk long enough they’ll tell on themselves.  Why is she answering your cell phone? Why didn’t you ever mention you had any  kids before? No respect for a man who denies his own kids.)

If you are single and not ready for a committment do not pretend that you are just so you can have access to the goodies.

Don’t think you calling “other” women a “b” or “h” in casual conversation is not disrespectful. If you say that about other women, then there’s no telling what you say about the woman after she leaves your presence.

A woman is not there solely for you to deposit in.

Hearing you brag about all the women you’ve had is not cute.  It does raise an eyebrow or two about whether you’re disease free.

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