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Listen to Me Live Tonight

The Invisible Love virtual tour takes me to The Maxine Thompson Radio Show tonight. Listen and email in your questions while I’m live on the air:
When: Monday, February 9th
Time: 8:00 p.m. central/ 9:00 p.m. eastern on ArtistFirst.com.
Inauguration 2009 – This Moment in History
As I prepare to get ready for the day’s festivities I have to reflect on how important this day is to our nation’s history. My only regret is that my father and grandfather and others that went through “the struggle” aren’t here to witness it.
I’ll be watching the festivities from the comfort of my room. I’ll be logged on later. Stop by and let me know how you’re spending your Inauguration Day. What thoughts went through your mind when Pres. Obama took the oath of office? If you’re in D.C., please email me some pictures and I’ll post them to the blog: sheliagoss@aol.com.
For those of you who like my image that I created above, I’ve included a blank one for your use. Happy Inauguration Day.
Happy Sunday
Updated – Michelle Orphallee McMullen Has Been Found
Dear Employee
This is courtesy of Shaye (Imagine getting a letter like this):
Dear Employee,
It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative “TRY SAYING” phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don’t know what the f___ you’re doing.
2) TRY SAYING: She’s an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She’s a f___ing bit__.
3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
4) TRY SAYING: I’m certain that isn’t feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.
5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You’ve got to be sh___ing me!
6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with…
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
7) TRY SAYING: I wasn’t involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It’s not my f___ing problem.
TRY SAYING: That’s interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
9) TRY SAYING: I’m not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won’t work.
10) TRY SAYING: I’ll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn’t you tell me sooner?
11) TRY SAYING: He’s not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He’s got his head up his a__.
12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.
13) TRY SAYING: So you weren’t happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
14) TRY SAYING: I’m a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I’m on salary.
15) TRY SAYING: I don’t think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.
17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?
18) TRY SAYING: He’s somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He’s a prick.
Thank You,
Human Resources
INSTEAD OF: You’ve got to be sh___ing me!
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
INSTEAD OF: It’s not my f___ing problem.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won’t work.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn’t you tell me sooner?
INSTEAD OF: He’s got his head up his a__.
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I’m on salary.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?
18) TRY SAYING: He’s somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He’s a prick.
Thank You,
Human Resources
Tyra is Back America’s Next Top Model
The show is back for it’s ninth season. Should be another interesting show to watch.
Here’s a rundown of the women who will be strutting their stuff this season:
• Ambreal, 19; college student from Dallas • Bianca, 18; college student from Queens, New York • Ebony, 20; nursing student from Chicago • Chantal, 19; student from Austin • Heather, 21; college student from Valparaiso, Indiana • Janet, 22; aesthetician from Bainbridge, Georgia • Jenah, 18; student from Farmington, Connecticut • Kimberly, 20; college student from Ocala, Florida • Lisa, 20; dancer from Jersey City, New Jersey • Mila, 20; recent college graduate from Boston • Saleisha, 21; receptionist from Los Angeles • Sarah, 20; college student from Heath, Massachusetts • Victoria, 20; college student from New Haven, Connecticut
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